The maid

The maid asked for a raise and the wife was upset.

Wife (W): Now Maria, why do you think you deserve a pay increase?

Maria (M): There are three reasons. The first is I cook better than you.

W: Who said that?

M: Your husband.

W: Oh!

M: The second reason is that I am better at raising the kids than you.

W: Who said that?

M: Your husband.

W: Oh!

M: The third reason is that I am better at sex than you!

W: Did my husband say that as well?

M: No. The gardener did.

W: So how much do you want?

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