The maid asked for a raise and the wife was upset.
Wife (W): Now Maria, why do you think you deserve a pay increase?
Maria (M): There are three reasons. The first is I cook better than you.
W: Who said that?
M: Your husband.
W: Oh!
M: The second reason is that I am better at raising the kids than you.
W: Who said that?
M: Your husband.
W: Oh!
M: The third reason is that I am better at sex than you!
W: Did my husband say that as well?
M: No. The gardener did.
W: So how much do you want?
