The confession

A woman takes a lover home during the day while her husband is at work.

Her 9 year old son comes home unexpectedly, sees them and hides in the bedroom closet to watch.

The woman’s husband suddenly comes home. She puts her lover in the closet not realizing that her son is in there.

Boy: It’s dark in here.

Man: Yes it is.

Boy: I have a baseball…

Man: That’s nice.

Boy: Want to buy it?

Man: No thanks

Boy: My dad’s outside.

Man: Okay, how much is it?

Boy: $250

In the next few weeks, it happens a again. The boy and the lover are in the closet again!

Boy: Dark in here!

Man: Yes it is!

Boy: I have a baseball glove.

The lover, remembering the last time they were in the closet together, knew what the boy was going to say next.

Man: How much?

Boy: $750

Man: Sold!

A few days later, the dad says to the boy to “grab his gloves, go outside and play some catch”.

Boy: I can’t. I sold my baseball and my glove.

Dad: How much did you sell it for?

Boy: $1,000

Dad: That’s terrible to over charge your friends like that…that is way more than those two things cost. I’m taking you to church. Go to confession.”

They go to the church and the dad makes the little boy sit in the confessional booth and closes the door.

Boy: Dark in here.

Priest: Don’t start that shit again. You’re in my closet now.

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