The vagina

A woman hears a knock at her front door. When she opens the door, she sees a man who looked stoically at her and then asks:

Do you have a vagina?

She slams the door in disgust.

The next morning she hears a knock at the door and it is the same man and he asks the same question to the woman.

Do you have a vagina?

She slams the door again.

Later that night, when her husband gets home she tells him what has happened the last two days. The husband tells his wife in a loving and concerned voice, “Honey, I’m taking tomorrow off just in case this guy shows up again.”

The next day they hear a knock and both run for the door. The husband says to the wife in a whispered voice, “Honey, I’m going to hide behind the door and listen. If it’s the same guy, I want you to answer YES to the question because I want to see where this bastard is going with this.”

She nods yes to her husband, opens the door, and sure enough it’s the same fellow standing there. And he asks the same question:

Do you have a vagina?

“Yes, actually I have”, the woman replies.

The man retorts, “Good! Would you mind telling your husband to leave my wife’s alone and start using yours?”

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