A woman stops by unannounced at her son’s house. She knocks on the door and walks in.
She is shocked to see her daughter-in-law lying totally naked on the couch! There was soft music playing, candles lit, and perfume permeating the room.
“What are you doing?”, she asks.
“I’m waiting for Jeff to come home from work,” the daughter explains.
“But you’re naked!”, the mother-in-law exclaims.
“This is my love dress,” the daughter-in-law remarks.
“Love dress? But you’re naked!”, the mother-in-law replies back.
“Jeff loves it when I wear this dress. He wants me to wear this as it excites him to no end. Each time he sees me in this dress, he instantly gets romantic and can’t enough of me”, the daughter-in-law replied.
The mother-in-law leaves, inspired by what she has learned.
When she gets home, she undresses, showers, puts on the best perfume, dims the lights, puts on romantic music, and lays on the couch – naked – expectantly waiting for her husband. Finally, her husband comes home, walks in, and sees her lying provocatively.
“What are you doing?”, he asks.
“This is my love dress”, she whispers sensually.
“Needs ironing!”, he replies. “What’s for dinner?”
He never heard the gunshot.