Cheater!

Little Johnny watched his father’s car pass by the school playground and go into the woods.  Curious, he follows the car and sees his father and Aunt Jane in a passionate embrace.

Little Johnny found this so exciting that he could hardly contain himself as he ran home and started to tell his mother, “Mom!! I was at the playground and saw dad’s car go into the woods with Aunt Jane.  I sneaked to look and he was giving Aunt Jane a big kiss, and then he helped her take off her shirt.  Then Aunt Jane helped daddy take his pants off, then Aunt Jane…”

At this point his mom cut him off and said, “Johnny, this is such an interesting story.  Let’s save the rest of it for supper time.  I want to see the look on your father’s face when you tell it tonight!’

At the dinner table that evening, mom asked little Johnny to tell his story.  Johnny started his story, “I was at the playground and saw dad’s car go into the woods with Aunt Jane.  I went back to look and he was giving Aunt Jane a big kiss, then he helped her take off her shirt. Then Aunt Jane helped daddy take his pants off.  Then Aunt Jane and daddy started doing the same thing that Mommy and Uncle Bill used to do when daddy was out of town!”

(And that’s when the mom faints)

Moral of the story:

Sometimes you need to shut the f*ck up and listen to the whole story before you interrupt!

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