A couple wanted to have sex but their son is in the house. The only way they pull off a Sunday afternoon “quickie” with their 8-year-old son in the house is to send him out on the front lawn with a popsicle and tell him to report on all the neighbourhood activities.
“There’s a car being towed from the parking lot”, he shouts.
He began his commentary as his parents put their plan into operation!
“An ambulance just drove by…”
“Looks like our neighbours at the corner have company…”, he called out.
“Jose is riding a new bike!…”
“Looks like the old man a block down the road are moving…”
“Peter is on his skateboard…”
After a few moments he announced, “THE GARCIAS ARE HAVING SEX!”
Startled, his mother and dad shot up in bed.
Dad cautiously called out, “How do you know they’re having sex?”
“Juan Garcia is standing on the lawn of their house with a popsicle!”
Relative Joy 