The discipline

A mother was working in the kitchen, listening to her 5 year old son playing with his new electric train in the living room.

She heard the train stop and her son saying:

All of you sons of bit*c*es who want to get off, get the hell off now coz this is the last stop! And all of you bastards who are getting on, get your ass into the train, coz we’re going down the tracks!

The horrified mother went in and told her son

We don’t use that kind of language in this house.  Now I want you to go to your room and stay there for TWO HOURS!

When you come out, you may play with your train.  But I want you to use nice language!!Do you understand young man?

Two hours later, the boy comes out of the bedroom and resumes playing with his train.  Soon the train stopped and the mother overheard her son saying:

All passengers who are disembarking the train, please remember to take all of your belongings with you.  We thank you for you traveling with us today and hope your trip was a pleasant one.

She smiles and hears her son continue:

For those of you just boarding, we ask you to stow all of your had luggage under your seat.  Remember, there is no smoking on the train.  We hope you all have a pleasant and relaxing journey with us today.

As the mom grins from ear to ear and is to walk out of the kitchen to the living room, her son finally says:

As for those of you who are pissed off about the TWO HOURS delay, please see the B*TCH in the kitchen!

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