An 86 year old man went to his doctor for his semi annual check up.
The doctor asked how he was feeling, and the old man replied, “things are great and I’ve never felt better! I now have a 20 year old wife who is pregnant with my child! What do you think of that doc?”
The doctor considered his question for a minute and then began to tell him a story.
I have an older friend much like you, who’s an avid hunter and never misses a season when hunting for beavers.
One day, he was setting off to go hunting and accidentally picks up his walking cane instead of his rifle.
As he was approaching near the lake, he came across a very large beaver sitting at the water’s edge.
He realized then that he forgot his gun at home and so he couldn’t shoot the magnificent creature.
Out of habit, he raised his cane, aimed it at the animal as if it were his favorite hunting rifle and shouted, “Bang! Bang!”
At the same time he shouted, miraculously two shots rang out and the beaver fell over dead.
“Now what do you think of that?”, the doctor asked.
The 86 year old man replied, “logic would strongly suggest that somebody else pumped a couple of rounds into that beaver!”
“My point exactly,” the doctor replied.