Masturbating before sex

I know you’ll all want to read this with a title like that.

A man went to see a urologist that he had a problem when having sex.  He wanted it to last longer during a sex tryst.  The doctor told the guy that masturbating before sex often helped men last longer during the act.

The man decided, “What the hell, I’ll give it a try.”

He spent the rest of the day thinking about where to masturbate before going home to have sex with his wife!

He couldn’t do it in his office.  He thought about the restroom, but that was too open.  He considered the alley next to his home, but figured it was too risky and unsafe.

Finally, he realised his solution.  On his way home, he pulled his pick up truck over on the side of the highway.  He got out.  Crawled underneath as if he was examining the truck.  Satisfied with he privacy, he pulled his pants down and started masturbating.

He closed his eyes shut and thought of his wife.  As he grew closer to the final explosion, he felt a quick tug at the bottom of his pants.  Not wanting to lose mental fantasy or the organ, he kept his eyes TIGHTLY SHUT and shouted…”WHAT?!!?!?!”

“Sir.  This is the police.  What’s going on down there?”

The man replied, still with his eyes shut, “I’m checking the rear axle of my truck.  It’s busted.”

The cop replied back, “Well, you might as well check your brakes too while you’re down there because your truck rolled down the hill five minutes ago.”

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