A woman driver was pulled over by a policeman.
Woman (W): Is there a problem officer?
Police (P): You were over-speeding.
P: Can I see your drivers license?
W: I don’t have one.
P: You don’t have one? Why are you even driving?
W: I had but it got suspended because I’ve been apprehended four times for drunk driving.
P: Oh. Can I see your vehicle registration papers?
W: I don’t have any.
P: Why not?
W: I stole this car.
P: Stole it?!? 😳
W: Yes. And I killed and chopped up the owner into pieces 😈
W: His body parts are in plastic bags and I dumped them at the trunk of the car. You want to see them? 😈
The policeman looks at the woman and slowly backs away from the car, goes back to his car and calls for help and back up. Within 5 minutes other police cars arrive and circle the car of the woman. A senior police officer slowly approaches the woman’s car with his gun half drawn.
Policeman 2 (P2): Ma’am, please step out of the vehicle.
W: Is there a problem?
P2: The policeman over there tells us you stole the car and murdered the owner.
W: Murdered the owner?
P2: Yes. Can you please open the trunk of your car?
The woman steps out of her car and goes to open the trunk, revealing nothing but an empty trunk.
P2: Is this your car ma’am?
W: Yes. Here are the registration papers.
The first policeman is stunned.
P2: That policeman over there says you were driving without a license.
The woman digs into her handbag and pulls out a purse and hands it to the policeman who inspects the purse and finds her drivers license!
P2: Thank you ma’am. That policeman told us that you didn’t have a license, you stole this car and you murdered the owner.
W: I’m sure he also told you I was stopped for over speeding. 😝