Viagra

An elderly woman visited her doctor to seek advice regarding the fading libido of her husband who’s turning 79.

Doctor (D): What about trying Viagra?

Woman (W): Not a chance! He won’t even take an aspirin.

D: Not a problem. Give him an Irish Viagra.

W: What is that?

D: You crush finely the Viagra tablet, mix it well with his coffee and add a tad of sugar. He won’t even taste it. Give it a try and give me a call in a week to let me know how things went.

A week later, she called the doctor to let him know how things went.

W: Oh faith beJaysus and beGorrah!! It was horrible! Just terrible doctor!

D: Really? What happened?!?

W: I did as you told me. Slipped that Viagra in his coffee and the effect was immediate! He jumped straight at me with a twinkle in his eyes. With one swoop he sent cups and tablecloth flying! He tore up my clothes to tatters and made love to me right there on the table. It was a nightmare! I tell you, an absolute nightmare!!!

D: Why so terrible? Do you mean it wasn’t good?

W: It was the best sex I’ve had in 25 years. But sure as I’m sitting here, I’ll never be able to show my face at Starbucks ever again!

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