During a conversation, we’ve all had those one liners that stopped us dead on the tracks and left us with jaw dropping moments.

Here’s a few of them to get through your Sunday, and hope you have a good smile. [And yes, they’re dirty one-liners, so keep the kids out of this post.]

Q: What did the hurricane say to the coconut tree?

A: Hold on to your nuts, this is no ordinary blow job!

Q: How does a woman scare a gynaecologist?

A: By becoming a ventriloquist!

Q: What’s the difference between a hooker and a drug dealer?

A: A hooker can wash her crack and sell it again!

Q: What’s long and hard and cum in it?

A: A cuCUMber!!!

Q: Who was the world’s first carpenter?

A: Eve!! Because she made Adam’s banana stand!

Q: What does it mean when your boyfriend is in bed gasping for breath and calling your names?

A: You didn’t hold the pillow down long enough.

Q: Why do men get their great ideas in bed?

A: Because their plugged into a genius!

Q: Give me three words to ruin a man’s ego!


Q: What’s the difference between being hungry and horny?

A: Where you put the cucumber!

Q: What did the elephant say to the naked man?

A: Hey, that’s cute! But can you breath through it?

Q: What kind of bees produce milk?

A: Boobies!!!

Q: Why do women rub their eyes when they get up in the morning?

A: They don’t have balls to scratch!

Q: What is the difference between erotic and kinky?

A: Erotic is using a feather. Kinky is using the WHOLE CHICKEN!

Two men visit a prostitute.  The first man goes into the bedroom.  He comes out ten minutes later and says, “My wife is better than that!” The second man goes in.  He comes out ten minutes later and says, “Hell, you know you’re right!!! YOUR WIFE IS BETTER!!”

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